Do you know any smart rodents? I would love to meet some.
Signed, Lonely in Las Mesas
Dear Lonely,
As a matter of fact, I do. I met this squirrel at Harvard the other day.
He wrote a thesis on why Eastern squirrels were better equipped than Western squirrels to hunt and gather, and then his parents paid a skunk to collect all his nuts for him. I also met an MIT squirrel once, but he was able to write an algorithm that fine-tuned a human's brain waves to obey the squirrel's every command and now that squirrel is running for President. Good question!
Dear Bryan,
What are those non-Asian people doing on that bridge over there?
Signed, Confused in Cambridge
Dear Confused,
I have no idea.
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