A giant red elephant battled a fire-breathing dragon to the death today, much to the surprise of American tourists taking too many pictures on their way to famous Tokyo landmarks such as Jumpin' Yamoto's Whitefish Shack.
A tourist managed to photograph the fray before being bloodily trampled to death by the beasts:
The fighting became worse when a giant furred beast calling itself Joxer the Giant rounded a Tokyo skyscraper and tore the dragon's tail off, giving the giant red elephant the advantage it needed.
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Joxer is 13 pounds of fury!!!
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