100% Billy Bob Approved!

Editor's Note: The following was drafted on Nov. 30, 2006 but was never published. I don't know why because anything having to do with a magic mullet should be shared with the world.

Here is a list, in no particular order, of the cool things in my head right now, in order of least to greatest. All entries are 100% Billy Bob approved. That's Billy Bob at right. His mullet is magic and he can rattle off the finishing times and pole positions of every NASCAR race that has ever featured Dick Trickle.

Hold on to yer elf hats, and keep the nog a rockin', cuz heeeere we go!


1. Ambient noise
2. Slow dancing
3. German words that are a hundred letters long